Monday, November 28, 2005

Red Beans & Rice Didn't Miss Her

Headline: Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.

I would venture to guess it's about time for gastric bypass surgery if you're so fat you need an extra, extra long needle to penetrate your backside. What will be used next? Yard darts? Except the new medical term would have to be: Lard Darts.

All I know is, if your current physician just landed a DoD contract to buy millions of Bunker Busters for this flu season, you might want to think about pushing away from the trough.

10 Comments:

Blogger She was shaken and stirred said...

well if that isn't just re-god-damn-diculous.

Go the gym, fatties! And stop eating all our food, we need it!

2:22 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

they were never taught to share. you should know this living in buffet land.

2:30 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger JohnB said...

Not so fast with those needles! I am sure that the critical length/diameter ratio will soon be exceeded leading to a mass buckling phenomenon.

2:33 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

they'll turn out to look like the hooks used for stitches.

2:35 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger Holy Cannoli said...

This sounds like a shot in the dark to me.

2:55 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

it'll be a long shot that's for sure.

3:15 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

I smell another Michael Moore documentary

4:11 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Hopefully he'll get the first big shot right in his temple.

4:14 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger She was shaken and stirred said...

true...even though I've only been to a buffet once (last year) and I was so full and sick I vowed to never go again. NO ONE needs that much food!

9:27 PM, November 28, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

I prefer having a waiter - I hate buffets.

9:40 PM, November 28, 2005  

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