Red Beans & Rice Didn't Miss Her
Headline: Longer needles needed for fatter buttocksCHICAGO (Reuters) - Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.
I would venture to guess it's about time for gastric bypass surgery if you're so fat you need an extra, extra long needle to penetrate your backside. What will be used next? Yard darts? Except the new medical term would have to be: Lard Darts.
All I know is, if your current physician just landed a DoD contract to buy millions of Bunker Busters for this flu season, you might want to think about pushing away from the trough.
posted by On My Watch at 13:11
8 Comments:
they were never taught to share. you should know this living in buffet land.
Not so fast with those needles! I am sure that the critical length/diameter ratio will soon be exceeded leading to a mass buckling phenomenon.
they'll turn out to look like the hooks used for stitches.
This sounds like a shot in the dark to me.
it'll be a long shot that's for sure.
I smell another Michael Moore documentary
Hopefully he'll get the first big shot right in his temple.
I prefer having a waiter - I hate buffets.
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