Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Tom
Headline: Go Heavy On These Healthy Spices
Rosemary fights cataracts - this will only be aired on PayPerView.
Oregano fights cancers and dubs as marijuana in a pinch.
Sage may give your memory a boost but a possible side effect is you might find yourself rolling around the desert in the form of a big tumbleweed.
Thyme helps with coughing spells. I didn't know there were coughing spells. Someone must have a voodoo doll out there in my likeness with a pin jabbed straight into my lungs.
Ginger is known to fight motion sickness which is how she landed a part as one of the 7 castaways.
Fennel prevents gas and upset stomach - I'll be sure to have that handy for my husband.
So there you have it. I wonder if Simon and Garfunkel already knew this?
This holiday season try adding some new spices to your favorite dishes — they may help you live longer and healthier, according to medical reasearch.Not only does Garlic reduce the risk of heart disease, it also wards off vampires.
Rosemary fights cataracts - this will only be aired on PayPerView.
Oregano fights cancers and dubs as marijuana in a pinch.
Sage may give your memory a boost but a possible side effect is you might find yourself rolling around the desert in the form of a big tumbleweed.
Thyme helps with coughing spells. I didn't know there were coughing spells. Someone must have a voodoo doll out there in my likeness with a pin jabbed straight into my lungs.
Ginger is known to fight motion sickness which is how she landed a part as one of the 7 castaways.
Fennel prevents gas and upset stomach - I'll be sure to have that handy for my husband.
So there you have it. I wonder if Simon and Garfunkel already knew this?
2 Comments:
Cannibus cures the lack of laughter.
I'll write that one down for future refer-ence
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