Nobody Wants a Charlie in the Box
Headline: Boston "holiday tree" stirs controversyBOSTON (Reuters) - Boston set off a furor this week when it officially renamed a giant tree erected in a city park a "holiday tree" instead of a "Christmas tree."
I have no doubt the Burgermeister Meisterburger is behind all of this!
What is wrong with people? Will this be the year Christmas is officially cancelled? They've been plotting to do this my whole life - these evil people must be stopped once and for all.
I think we should call upon Yukon Cornelius to go hack those guys with his pick. Or maybe the Abomidable could take one step in front of the other right over their heads. I wonder if the Winter Warlock would be willing to cast one more spell for old times' sake.
There has to be something we can do to prevent these officials from attempting to wipe out Christmas.
I got it - we could have them all shipped to the Island of Misfit Toys!
posted by On My Watch at 06:15
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It seems that "Jack Frost is roasting on an open fire, and chestnuts are nipping at our noses".
I know - it's madness. But if Jack melts, I'll have Frosty bring him back to life...he figured out how to do it. :)
I'm sure someone will think it says Holy-Day and screw that idea too.
HAHA. In Ourselves We Trust.
The Grinch is smiling....
He's a foul one.
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