Long Legs and 50 Feet

Headline: Woman Hurt in Hot-Air Balloon Fall

BETHLEHEM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — A woman (Kathleen J. Long) helping her husband launch his hot-air balloon was seriously injured when her leg got caught in a rope and she was pulled up into the air before falling and crashing through the roof of a barn.

That's gonna leave a mark. I'm certain she resembles a hot-air balloon at this point.

Lesson learned: Never help your husband do anything. It could result in bodily injury or death.