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Headline: Hazmat Call At Post Office Ends Up Being Nestlé Nesquik Powder

The first floor was evacuated and a sample of the powder was tested.

I wonder if there were enough curly straws to go around for these tests. Luckily, it was already spilled out because those tin covers are a nightmare to get off. They would've had to use the jaws of life.

Once they emerged from the facility, all sporting chocolate-milk mustaches, everyone knew the immediate threat was over.

Undoubtedly, the hazmat official described the suspicious powder as thick and rich and choc-o-late in his report.