Yabba Dabba Don't!

Does Wilma intend to reduce the Gulf Coast to Rubble? Will she propel us back into the Stone Age?

New Orleans is battered enough already; I suppose we should prepare to be deep-fried as well. It would be only fitting as revenge for all the shrimp in the Gulf that suffered the same fate.

Maybe she’ll have a taste for a Brontosaurus Burrito and head for Mexico instead. Or perhaps if Emeril yells, “BAM-BAM!!” loud enough she’ll hesitate to harm us and turn away.

I’ll be sure to keep a close watch and if it looks as though she’s coming this way, I’m booking a flight on the first pterodactyl out of here.