Monday, October 17, 2005

Yabba Dabba Don't!

Does Wilma intend to reduce the Gulf Coast to Rubble? Will she propel us back into the Stone Age?

New Orleans is battered enough already; I suppose we should prepare to be deep-fried as well. It would be only fitting as revenge for all the shrimp in the Gulf that suffered the same fate.

Maybe she’ll have a taste for a Brontosaurus Burrito and head for Mexico instead. Or perhaps if
Emeril yells, “BAM-BAM!!” loud enough she’ll hesitate to harm us and turn away.

I’ll be sure to keep a close watch and if it looks as though she’s coming this way, I’m booking a flight on the first pterodactyl out of here.


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