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California EPA Warns on Cow Flatulence

The San Joaquin Valley is immersed in smog and California officials warn
that cow flatulence is partly to blame.
With a whopping 2.5 million bovines
in the valley, the California Environmental Protection Agency warns that the
animals are emitting 24 tons of ozone-forming gas per day, according to the
Clovis News-Journal.

24 tons? Moooo....rirrrriiippp...repeat. Now I know why Happy Cows come from CA...it's not the cheese - it's the cutting of the cheese that makes them happy! I always thought Bakersfield stunk...explains a lot. I also know why the Cow jumped over the moon - it wasn't a jump, per se, but more of a launch - probably from Vandenburg AFB.