Monday, October 31, 2005

Get to the Head of the Class

Headline: Teacher Beaten at Alabama School Dies

Relatives said she suffered irreversible brain damage in last week's beating, which cracked her skull.
...beaten unconscious Wednesday afternoon at the Family Education Campus, the daytime home to Head Start.

(Insert inappropriate head-start joke here.)
Wracking your brain? Allow me.

1) If only she would've gotten a Head Start maybe...
2) If she had half a brain in the first place maybe...
3) If the student would've cracked the books instead of her skull maybe...

See how easy that was? Now you give it a try. I'm sure in no time you'll be ahead of the game.


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