Monday, December 31, 2007

A Loss of Rites


Headline: Inmate Says He Needs Thor's Hammer, Drum
An inmate is suing the Utah Department of Corrections for denying him his right to practice an ancient Nordic religion while behind bars.
As long as he is in prison, I fear the only thing he'll end up with is a Thor ass.

7 Comments:

Blogger The Phoenix said...

What's a Thor ass???

7:04 PM, January 03, 2008  
Blogger On My Watch said...

um...a sore ass. (lisp)

4:24 AM, January 04, 2008  
Blogger mindy said...

i got it.. hahaha!

3:21 PM, January 08, 2008  
Blogger David Amulet said...

Great one! Come back soon ...

-- david

6:08 AM, January 28, 2008  
Blogger Rocky said...

When I got thrown in the slammer in Detroit Lakes, MN, for "beer in the park" (yes, I know I'm such a criminal), my cellmate was Thor.
We stayed away from each other's asses, but I did win 3 cartons of cigarettes from him playing cards, which I gave back because I don't smoke.

5:53 PM, February 04, 2008  
Blogger On My Watch said...

thanks David.

Rocky - yes, I remember that story. 3 cartons? wow. you're a good man. I would've sold them back to him. :-)

6:54 PM, February 06, 2008  
Blogger Jinnifer richard said...

nice one, come back quickly.

5:07 AM, November 07, 2012  

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